How to Stop Your Escape Artist Dog from Causing Local Chaos!
This article is about how to stop your escape artist dog getting into trouble and is based on a real event but the names have been changed to save an embarrassment!
Meet Max, a lovable Labrador with a nose for adventure—and apparently, a nose for prime cuts of finest Roast Beef. Max’s owner (let’s call him Steve) was getting a little fed up with plugging the holes in the garden hedge. Max was a regular escapee with a nose for a local snack, rubbish bins, cow pooh! or food the neighbours put out for the wildlife, you name it he ate it! Little did Steve know, his dog had turned escaping into an art form. Max wasn’t just slipping out to explore the neighbourhood. Oh no, Max had bigger ambitions. He had his eyes set on the local pub kitchen.
Steve’s story started like any other evening. He let Max out for a bit of fresh air, assuming he’d stay in the garden, having spent another morning plugging the gaps! But as the day went, so did Steve’s hopes of a calm relaxing Sunday, reading The Times, and enjoying the late summer sun. Max had Houdini-ed his way out once again. But where did this master escape artist head? Straight down the lane and through the rear door of the local pub where the smell of roasting meat lured him like a moth to a flame.
Now, it’s one thing for your dog to wander off; it’s quite another for him to stroll into a busy pub kitchen, nose twitching with delight as the chef preps a busy Sunday meals. But Max was not one to turn down an opportunity. As the chef turned his back for just a moment, Max seized the day—or, more accurately, the roast lamb. He made a quick dash for freedom, juicy meat in tow.
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Needless to say, the pub landlord was livid. Not only had Max stolen dinner, but he also sabotaged the days menu and a very profitable Sunday’s takings. The cost? Well, the customer didn’t just pay for the lamb—oh no! Steve ended up covering the cost of every meal they couldn’t serve that night. That’s a lot of Sunday roasts.
So, how does one stop a crafty canine from turning into the neighbourhood’s most notorious pub burglar? Let’s be real, teaching Max the error of his ways with a stern “No!” wasn’t going to cut it. This was a dog with a plan. Steve needed a better solution. That’s where we come in.
Keeping Max Home: The Ultimate Solution for Escape Artists
If you’re the proud owner of a dog like Max, we’ve got just the thing for you: The DogFence Invisible Boundary. This isn’t your average garden fence. No digging, no jumping, no climbing—just a simple, reliable way to keep your dog safe and sound at home (and out of the pub).
Here’s how it works:
- Invisible Boundary: The DogFence system creates an invisible boundary around your property. Although Max won’t see it, he’ll exactly where it is due to the onsite training we will give him. As soon as he tries to leave the designated area, he’ll get an audible reminder followed by a low level stimulus (same as tens machine). To help him in the early days, the boundary will be marked by white marking flags to give him a visual of where the invisible boundary is located.
- Customised Zones: Have a big garden? A small garden? No problem. Our system can be tailored to fit any size property (up to 350 acres on most terrains). Even if Max is eyeing that back gate or the fence corner that’s “just low enough,” the DogFence will have him covered.
Max’s New Life
So what happened to Max after his infamous pub heist? Steve had had enough of the escape artistry and called in the professionals (that’s us!). We installed a DogFence around his property, and after just a few days of training, Max’s career as a culinary thief came to an abrupt end. Now, instead of running down the lane to scavenge lamb chops, Max stays safely at home, gnawing on a much more acceptable bone.
As for the pub? Let’s just say Max isn’t exactly welcome in their kitchen anymore.
Stop the Great Escape Artist!
If your dog thinks he’s the next James Bond, plotting escapes that leave you pulling your hair out (and leave local pubs missing their meals), it might be time for a solution that really works. With DogFence, you can stop the escapes, keep your dog safe, and avoid awkward conversations with the local landlord about missing food.
And while we can’t guarantee your dog won’t have grand ambitions, we can promise they won’t make it past your garden gate (yes we actually guarantee to keep your dog at home, provided you follow the correct steps).
And that, is how you stop an escape artist dog from living a life of crime. Want to keep your pooch home? Let’s talk about getting them their very own DogFence. We’ve got a feeling Max would approve! Call us today on tel:01628476475 or email us info@dogfence.co.uk
The names of the dog, owner and pub have been changed to save embarrassment but the above is a true story!
